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TLC Pushes Carnival Exploitation Show 'Abby & Brittany' Down the Midway

By DMO Affiliate
REMEMBER WHEN "TLC" CALLED THEMSELVES THE LEARNING CHANNEL? WELL THAT WAS MANY HONEY BOO BOOS AGO, AND NOW IT APPEARS THAT THE NETWORK HAS SLOUGHED OFF IT'S LAST SHRED OF DECENCY SO THAT IT CAN START AIRING THIS. AT THIS POINT TLC MIGHT AS WELL STAND FOR "TRECHEROUS LEERING CARNIES", BECAUSE--LET'S NOT SPLIT HAIRS. THIS IS A FREAK SHOW. GONE ARE THE DAYS WHEN OLD-TIMEY THRILL SEEKERS WOULD KNOCK BACK A FITH OF MOONSHINE AND WANDER AROUND A TRAVELING CIRCUS IN ORDER TO GAWK AT HUMAN ODDITIES. HEY, NOW THEY CAN DO IT FROM THE COMFORT OF THEIR RECLINERS--AND THEIR OOGLING COMES PACKAGED WTIH AN EXTRA SHOT OF FABRICATED REALITY SHOW SENTIMENTALITY, SO THEY DON'T HAVE TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT IT LATER. NOW, IT'S NOT LIKE CONJOINED TWINS SHOULD BE CHAINED TO A RADIATOR THE BASEMENT. THESE TWO GIRLS ARE PEOPLE, AND LIKE ALL PEOPLE, PROBABLY STRUGGLE TO MAINTAIN SOME SENSE OF NORMALCY AS THEY FACE THE DAILY TRAILS OF HUMAN EXISTENCE. THAT'S ALREADY ROUGH ENOUGH. SO WHEN TLC PEELS BACK THE TENT FLAP AND TRIES TO USHER YOU INSIDE, WHY DON'T YOU GRAB A FUNNEL CAKE AND RIDE THE FERRIS WHEEL INSTEAD.
TLC Pushes Carnival Exploitation Show 'Abby & Brittany' Down the Midway




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