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Top 10 Monsters: 9: The Tooth Fairy

By DMO Affiliate
Everyone loves the tooth fairy. She comes into your room while you sleep and gives you a buck per tooth, then flutters away until next time, leaving you magically richer than when you went to bed. Or, if you live in the town of Darkness Falls, she comes into your room while you sleep and breathes heavily until you wake up and then promptly murders you in the face. The good thing is, she's afraid of the light, so as long as it isn't dark, you're golden. And if you're a grown man with an irrational fear of the dark, you'll be happy to know that most women find night lights really sexy. And by most women, we mean none. Ever.
Top 10 Monsters: 9: The Tooth Fairy




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